- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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