- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

A dead guy walks into a grave.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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