Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Skrillex.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

I woke up today

Nah

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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