- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's stupid a light bulb.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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