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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

I am a mime

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Ms Leong Sux

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

You're a big fat monkey.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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