- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Knock knock open

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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