- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Knock knock.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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