Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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You know what's natural? Bears.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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