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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

whats yellow after cani...nathan

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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