- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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