if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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