What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Roses are flowers.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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