Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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