Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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