- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

. . I am a whale

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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