What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

You idiot thats 9 letters

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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