What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Patriarchy.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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