How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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