Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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your mum

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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mexicans fishing

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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