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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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