- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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