Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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I read the terms of service.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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penis in the camel

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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