Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

whats funnier than 24? 25

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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