- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Stop. Seriously stop.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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