- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Ms Leong Sux

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

jibby jobby

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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