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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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