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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.