Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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