- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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