- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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