- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Stop. Seriously stop.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What's red and funny? The holocaust

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