what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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