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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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