- Anti Joke

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it