Face...tastes like chicken!

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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