What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Anti Joke

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