- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

ecks! why zee?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

scientology.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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