- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Well this is pointless.....

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A black student graduated High School

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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