- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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