Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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N-E Pats never cheated

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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