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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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