- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The EPA.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

The Princess is in another castle

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??