- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Boxing on Boxing Day

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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