two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Vaginal secretions

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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