- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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