why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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no pun intended

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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