What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Anti Joke

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