Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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White men's rights

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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This is not funny.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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