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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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