Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats white and sticky glue

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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