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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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