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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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