Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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