- Anti Joke

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.