- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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