- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

your mum

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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