What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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