- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Do you love me? No.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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