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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A baby seal walks into a club.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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