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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Knock, Knock Come in

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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