a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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