- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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