How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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