- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

This sentence is a lie.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

THE GAME.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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