interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

The Oakland Raiders

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Knock Knock The doors already open

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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