What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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they told me not to write here but i did

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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