A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Call of Duty is a good game.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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