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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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