- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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