knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Illumati Confirmed

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Anti Joke

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