What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Nobody cares maddie!

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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