- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Knock knock Go away

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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