What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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HOLY COW!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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