What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

an ethopian thanksgiving

an emo girl walked into a white room

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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batman farted so hes retarded

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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