- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

a skinny sumo wrestler

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

why dont they make black forks

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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