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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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