A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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hey, my names mark.

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