What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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