What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Anti Joke

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