- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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