- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

hey justin

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A man walks into a bar

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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