Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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nice tits.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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