- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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