Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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