- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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