- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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