Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Chlamydia

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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eat a hot dog

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Anti Joke

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