Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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