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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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