- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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