- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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