- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Then none of us want to be right.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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