- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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