Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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