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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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