A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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