A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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