- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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