- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

haha Otarts was here

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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