Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

woman's rights

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

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