Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Your mom is so nice.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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This is not a joke

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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