- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

i found waldo.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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