- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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