What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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i love to lick...

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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