- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

YOLO

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Guess who is violent. Osama

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

do you have a wife?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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