- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

non poop

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Canadians

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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