- Anti Joke

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews