- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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