What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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