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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Justin Beiber

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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