- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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