When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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