- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Albert your flies undone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Justin beiber..

I like that, but why am I happy?

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