Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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this is not a drill.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Rebecca Black

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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