- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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