Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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