- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

I have suicidal thoughts

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Continents are large islands.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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