- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

willie revilame

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

wsde

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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