I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Neither have I

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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