- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Cripples are lame.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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