What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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