- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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