- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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